Start your day with unbothered energy and a flexible moral compass. This "Morally Flexible, Emotionally Unavailable" printed t-shirt features a disposable coffee cup doing yoga, perfectly capturing the exhausted, ironic vibe of a generation that’s too tired to care — but still slaying.
Whether you’re doomscrolling, spiraling at brunch, or just embracing your emotionally detached era, this shirt is your new go-to for chaotic neutral fits.
Perfect For:
- Gen Z humour (humor) lovers - Coffee addicts with commitment issues - Ironic fashion & internet-core aesthetics - Mental health meme enthusiasts - Everyone morally flexible but aesthetically consistent
Product features - Unique tubular knit construction eliminates side seams and reduces fabric waste. - Highly elastic ribbed collar retains shape and adds durability. - Twill tape stabilizes shoulder seams and prevents stretching. - Made from 100% ring-spun cotton for a soft, durable feel that's perfect year-round. - Ethically sourced fabric blends for extra comfort and quality assurance.
Care instructions - Do not dryclean - Do not bleach - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam or dry: low heat - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
